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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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