what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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i dont like chris

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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TOBUSCUS

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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