- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

John Stamos.

?J?o?k?e?

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??