- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

womens rights

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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