A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Women.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

I like colin but not as much as apple

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Grammer is very important

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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