Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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