Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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you

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jwe

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Bob dole

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Neither have I

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Justin's hair

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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