- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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