- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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