Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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