- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

I told you it would happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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