What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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why does column have a letter n?

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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racism...deal with it!

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Queens Park rangers

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What comes after 23? 24.

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poo

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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