- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

A ginger was with his friends

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Pineapple.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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