what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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