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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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The Detroit Lions

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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kkk

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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