- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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