what's brown and sticky? A stick

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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