Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Women's rights

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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