What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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