- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

People Order Our Patties

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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