Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

i dont like chris

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

I like colin but not as much as apple

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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