what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

why does column have a letter n?

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Queens Park rangers

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

one day i went to bed

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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