- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

I told you it would happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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