What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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