- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

E= McVagina

Whats white and sticky fluff

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

BOTTOM!!!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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