hahahahaha thats not funny

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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full house

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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falling didnt make the difference

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Gingers.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Butt poop.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Anti Joke

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