The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Poop swing

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WNBA

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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