Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

David Silberberg is gay

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Anti Joke

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