wanna hear a joke? no.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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vaginas

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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women's rights.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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