what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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