- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

say cheese

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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