Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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