- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Flop dog

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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