Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

A Jew! Bless you.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Gorden Brown.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Anti Joke

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