- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Republicans

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

How much Is a free app on my market?

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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