I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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