Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What time is it? 10:58

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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John Stamos.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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