What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's clear and wet? water

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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