- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

speech and debate.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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