- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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