- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

hi will

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

a man walked into a bar ouch

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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