- Anti Joke

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Your mom.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Justin Beiber

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.