- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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