The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Anti Joke

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