Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Penis

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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