How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Guess What! HI!

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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