Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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