why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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