im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Tell you something funny.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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