Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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weston cage

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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