- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

this is not an anti joke

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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