- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

ME NAME IS JEFF

Your mom.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

These Jokes suck.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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