Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Your mom.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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These Jokes suck.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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