- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why is pi? Because circles.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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