Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

obama

hi

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Cancer

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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