- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why did i write this? I was bored

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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