What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

A baby seal walks into a club.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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