Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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raisin boogers

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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