A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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womens rights

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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