- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

I would rape her

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

AIDS

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why is pi? Because circles.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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