- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??