- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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