Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Anti Joke

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