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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Anti Joke

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