- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

She said no

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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