A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Nippies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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