Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

melon

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

refridgrator

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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