Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Your Mom.

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i'm funny

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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a potato flew around my room

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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