- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

whats long and green? weed

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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