What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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