A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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