"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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i have two hands.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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