- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

This is a joke setup.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

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