- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

This is a joke setup.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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