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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

your mother

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What causes floods? Too much water.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.