- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

My tractor broke down.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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