What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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