Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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