What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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You're Adopted.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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