- Anti Joke

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What's 9+10? 19

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