Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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i like pie.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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learn the ropes?

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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